ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama calls me maybe after I give him my number. YES!!!!!
Ima miss you tumblr. I really am.
UHM. In about 7 hours…I’m leaving for Italy.
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
thebruteforce asked: You can't haz it. Also, Janet told me you guys are leaving tomorrow. What the actual fuck :(:(:( Crying all alone in my bed with my laser star projector