me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
“She’s got a wicked sense of humor, can’t believe what she says She drinks Bacardi in the morning till it goes to her head And all you want is just to hold her, but she don’t go for that She has a hard time coming when she can’t hit back Sayin’ yeah, and you want her But she’s so mean You’ll never let her go, why don’t you let her go?”
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
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