June 2012
me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
“She’s got a wicked sense of humor, can’t believe what she says
She drinks Bacardi in the morning till it goes to her head
And all you want is just to hold her, but she don’t go for that
She has a hard time coming when she can’t hit back
Sayin’ yeah, and you want her But she’s so mean
You’ll never let her go, why don’t you let her go?”
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
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