- me: *on tumblr while watching gymnastics*
- me: *reblogs post*
- gymnastics commentator: oh my that was a fantastic tumble!
- me: thank you
“You fine as fuck. I wish my girlfriend looked like you.” Kanye says to the poster of himself hanging on his bedroom wall. Kim sobs against the other side of the door and hugs her autographed copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy to her chest.
- Harry Styles: you were in a car accident... i'm your husband.
- Me: okay.
“They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.” —The Abundance of Katherines